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(  |    ||    |/____/    jar of salsa ruined my life                        )
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(  |____||____| |____|   released 08.15.00                                  )
 ) |    ||    |\|    |   by terror eyz                                     (
(  |____||____| |____|   we're just fucking with your mind.                 )
 )  _impulse_reality_                                                      (
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me and linear had this bet. well, kind of a bet. it was more of a
contest though. who ever got laid first won. this started way back
before y2k, but it is still going on. yes, i guess we suck, but oh
well, on with my story.

i was at work one day and i was avoiding having to do anything as usual
by sitting in the break room. the new girl was in there. i was like
"sup" and she was like "oh, hey, what's up?" and i'm all like "nuthin
much, you?" and then it happened. she said "wanna see some pictures?" i
told her yeah and then she made a comment that i will never forgot:
"they are nudie pictures. you sure you wanna see them?" trying to act
all cool, i said "it's not like i haven't seen stuff like that before."
she showed me and i awed. i was seeing this girl that i liked, naked. i
figured she had to have liked me some what to show me these, so i was
pretty happy. i started chillin with her at work a lot. we both took
the same day off so we could go to the beach. i figured i had the
bet (mentioned above) pretty much won.

then it happened. it was a jar of salsa and it ruined my life. i was
bagging an order and the salsa flung out of my hand. it shattered and
spilled all over the place. i went and got a bunch of paper towels and
preceded to clean it up. i was puting it in a trash can and another
guy that worked there took the trash bag out and walked away. not
thinking, i yelled "what the fuck am i supposed to do now?" i guess
every body in the store heard me because a little later my boss called
me into his office. i got suspended for seven days. at the time, i
didn't really care. i needed a break anyway.

when i came back, something was different. the chick was pretty much
ignoring me. i had no clue what was up. it was pretty fucked up and i
was kinda pissed, but i soon gave up on this girl. later on i found
out what was going on... she was fucking some other dude!

so i guess SHE was just fucking with MY head.

                  - terror eyz (terror_eyz@hotmail.com)

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