[-------------------------------------------------------------------------] -oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo- [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] ____ ____ ____ _I_R_ | || |\ \ M E | || |/____/ Haikus Are Fun - PART TWO!@#$ P A | || |\ \ ir file number 079 U L |____||____| |____| released 11.21.00 L I | || |\| | by linear S T |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind. E Y even_god_reads_it [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] -oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo- [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] Haikus can be fun, If you are willing to try. Let's go kill oursleves! Satan's mad at me, I have not called him in months I am a bad son. My penis was hard, So I started to touch it! HA! THAT IS FUNNY! Many a haiku, does not rhyme - it takes much skill Beeby-shoe kill kill! Just writing haikus is a pretty lame idea. I must need a life. Satan is sexy! And I am in love with her and will always be. I am not sexy I'm a scrawny little boy who likes other boys God-fucking Napster! Transfer errored on me again Please just kill me now Fear my haiku skills I stole them all from Jesus He's such a pussy. Everyone hates me But it doesn't get to me. I just kill them all. You can not define this Impulse Reality Oh wait, you can - "lame" Any three-year-old can write a haiku like this I must be cheating. Stop reading IR It will rot your stupid mind. You fucking asshole. I'm angsty! Angsty! Because I run a lame zine, You see? Be like me! This wall between us (mostly emotion and pain) Will crumble some day. [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] Copyright (c) 2000 IMPULSE REALITY PRESS - http://phonelosers.net/ir [-------------------------------------------------------------------------]