[-------------------------------------------------------------------------] -oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo- [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] ____ ____ ____ _I_R_ | || |\ \ M E | || |/____/ Block 4 P A | || |\ \ ir file number 097 U L |____||____| |____| released 1.17.01 L I | || |\| | by Xade S T |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind. E Y even_god_reads_it [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] -oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo- [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] There Xade and Abby sit... just like every afternoon after lunch... in Physics class. It's an Honors class, but the instructor is completely laid back. Xade and Abby were at first confused when they began attending the class back in August. They were not even doing half the work they expected of the class. The regular agenda constitutes of lecture while working problems. All one has to do is take notes. Abby and Xade were the first one in the class to start taking notes. (The rest of the class caught on after the first few tests.)Their physics instructor does not "believe" in mathematics, formulas, calculators, or trigonometry. (He has all that stuff premeditatedly worked out.) Abby can be found drawing, taking notes, or teaching herself Japanese*. Xade can usually be found doing anything of the following (although not limited to): eating lunch and munchies, reading in her computer books, taking lecture notes, sleeping, trying to pay attention to lecture while sleeping on right arm while writing with alternate hand still trying to take notes (although they end of mysteriously disformed and make next to no sense at all when looked back over), drawing, colouring, writing IR files, sleeping on Abby, hackign the planet, exchanging manually written leet speak conversations with Abby (she always starts those), conversing with Abby on anything from geek to mod. The most entertaining bit of all this is their grades in the class. Xade falls asleep like everyday and makes perfect grades on all the tests--she has a 100. Abby works on Japanese* stuff and and draws pictures--she has a 98. Not that grades matter or anything-- it's just cool. Right now class is just a goof-off time. Abby is cleaning out her backpack sorting papers into German, Physics, and Hack the Planet piles. (HtP pile includes any type of Japanese stuff, drawings, those damn leet speak notes and manually written ascii art, etc.) Meanwhile Xade is awake and writing yet another IR file! Where the hell does she come from writing all this shit anyway?!?! Abby (IR file 043) and Xade's other friend Tye (IR file 020) shall soon be submitting files of their own to IR. Xade is really excited about this! Remember Joey Rochester (IR file 028)? Yeah.. that asshole who really fucked with Xade's feelings... well, he still hasn't returned her oldschool gray Hersheys milk chocolate t-shirt... yeah right now he's playing cards with a group of students at the neighboring table directly behind Xade.. he was just talking in a gay-esque lisp-ie voice.. what a dumbass. Want another story about him? Well today Abby had the 'punk rock Catholic schoolgirl' look. [Abby walks into class, Joey sees her and says something stupid...] You know you're dressed like Britney Spears right?? yeah.. whatever [3 minutes elapse] *loud-'she's-supposed-to-hear-and-laugh-voice* Hey.. hey look everyone!! Abby is dressed like Britney Spears today!! [No response from Abby, 3 seconds elapse... for some reason Xade was sitting right there and missed the whole damn thing...] *walking around class poking people telling them the great wondrous news, trying to get a rise out of Abby perhaps..* Hey Abby, he's trying to get your attention. I think he has something to say to you [Abby: turned around and facing chic] *to Abby* Hey you know you're dressed like Britney Spears right? *leans across desk and looks chic in face, in loud 'hear-me' tone* He repeats himself when he thinks he said something clever! Remember how Joey is immediately behind Xade the last part of class playing cards with the other children... while Abby and Xade were talking about this.. Joey *randomly* leans over and says "Britney Spears" in a taunting tone--at which point Xade and Abby stare at each other and laugh their asses off. Joey turns back around feeling left out of the joke. At the beginning of class a couple students got on the teacher's computer and downloaded Napster. Wouldnt work cuz the school's dumb and something to do with a proxy server.. that could have easily be found out by Xade or Abby. hehe.. Why were they downloading Napster? Because the teacher brought in speakers. So right now this kid is back there listening to New Found Glory and looking at car sites. Meanwhile Xade and Abby are making plans for the weekend: working out, hanging out, and keeping up the image/dedication of being mad hakkas. Class ends with Abby finishing her cleaning fiasco and Xade sipping her Hawaiian Punch in a can... writing Ir files. The two geek girls exit the class talking about their camboy crushes the greatest places to get Japanese fighting swords for Dojo lessons while walking toward the huge ass gym for powerlifting group pictures. *Japanese stuff... So.. why are you learning Japanese? because.. I want to... How are you doing that? *starts to speak but gets interrupted...* There is a /plethora/ of information out there! Tons of resources.. if you dont take advantage of them.. then your'e a dumbass.. Besides.. we live in America... we have the fucking right to anything *blank look* *slightly aghast and laughing* [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] Copyright (c) 2001 IMPULSE REALITY PRESS - http://ir.phonelosers.net [-------------------------------------------------------------------------]