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   S T  |____||____| |____|      we're just fucking with your mind.
   E Y   even_god_reads_it

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Dear Amanda,

	Hey, how are you doing today? I hope you are enjoying Mr. Williams'
current lecture. Anyway, as you probably know, Mr. Williams' lecture isn't 
the REAL reason I'm writing you today. No, of course not. You know me better
than that!

	I was thinking about how you sit behind me, and quite frankly, it 
sucks. Really. Think about it - out of all the numerous students who take 
this class (and all the ones who COULD be taking this class), I'm stuck
sitting in front of you. Just think about all cool, intelligent, wacky, 
funny, stimulating ideas of those other students that I'm missing out on, due
to our positioning in this class.

	I feel like I've been cheated. I feel dissapointed. I want to be
INSPIRED by all those ideas! But unfortunately, I'll never hear those great
ideas spawned from great thinkers, because I was placed in front of you in 
this not-so-well-thought-out seating chart.

	Thank you for taking the time to read this.

						Sincerely, 
						  Jared

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