s$ .d""b. impulse reality press no. 162 [-- $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------------------ --] $$ $$ "An Open Letter to my Ex-English Teacher" $$ $$ written by linear $$ $$ released 12/27/01 [-- $$ $$ ------ ------------------------------------------------------ --] Dear Mr. Keaney, Ah, it's been a while, hasn't it? We're both a little older now, and we've moved on to bigger and better things. Me? I'm in a new English class (and I must say, I really enjoy this new teacher of mine), finishing up my Senior year... hell, I've even made plans for college. And you, well, I'm sure you're busy mis-informing a whole new batch of students. Unfortuneatly for them, though, [former student of yours and present friend of mine] Peter nor myself are there to correct your mistakes these days. Anyway, I suppose I should get to the point. As I'm sure you've heard by now (as it is all the rage with the administration these days - hell, they've even threatened me with lawyers!), Peter and I have made a website dedicated to you! We hope you enjoy it! Just in case you're not aware, I'll be kind enough to present you with the URL: http://www.grantkeaney.com We went out of our way to point out how terrible of a teacher you are. We think we painted a pretty accurate picture, wouldn't you agree? If you would like to add anything, feel free to contact me, I'd love to hear from you these days. Really! Okay, I think that about covers it! Hope you're having a good year... Oh, and in case you forgot the last bit of advice I gave you, it is still strongly advise that you go fuck yourself. No, really. I hate you. Sincerely Jared, Former Student. PS, I wrote you a Haiku... You can't teach worth shit My education suffered You awful man, you! Okay, so nevermind the Haiku. [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] the clever thing to do here would be to put some sort of copyright. no. http://www.phonelosers.net/ir [-------------------------------------------------------------------------]