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  .88.   88 `88.   [              "Upon My Sister's Departure"             ]
 Y8888P  88   YD   [                   written by linear                   ]
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	My sister, Shannon, recently moved out of the house.

	So, really, I see no other choice but to sit around the mailbox
waiting for the mail man to bring letters addressed to her.

	At this point, I shall begin to chase the mail man around with a
shoe, screaming

			"AIN'T NO SHANNON LIVE HERE!"

	Really, my sister moving out was the best thing that could have
ever happened.

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