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        .d""b.    impulse reality press no. 287
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     $$ $$                             "Ode to BMC"
     $$ $$                          written by linear
     $$ $$                          released 11/13/04
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                                          november is world ascii month!

  BMC, O' BMC,
  I DO WORSHIP THEE,
  O' FAIR KING OF TEE-EX-TEE
          
  YOU RULE THOU SCENE
     WITH AN IRON FIST,
  BUT AT THE CHILLIN' TFILE PARTIES,
     YOU PUT ME ON THY GUEST LIST

  THE N-COM YOU DO EDIT,
  & FOR IT I HAVE WRIT,
  BUT WHEN MY MY SUBMISIONS LACKED,
  YOU LAID YOUR SLAP UPON ME,
  PROCLAIMING "THE 'COM WON'T TAKE NO SHIT"

  AT YE OLDE TEXTSCENE.COM
     YOU DROP US CLUES,
  KEEPING IT REAL
    BY DELIVERING THE NEWS

  TO THINE SCENE STAY TRUE!
  WE FLOCK IN MASSES TO HONOR YOU,
  OUR DEVOTIN NOT TO STRAY, 
  BMC WILL LIVE ANOTHER DAY.

  WE LAY DOWN AT YOUR--


 wait, what am i doing? this is terrible. everything i've
   ever known is completely fucked. this is just awful.

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